classy
five bucks says somebody reads this. and then comments. shit shit shit ass ass. eff word eff word. baba booey baba booey, Stern rules!...
"
don't tease bitch,
striptease bitch,
eat a bowl a' these bitch,
gobble a dick"
- "Xxplosive", Dr. Dre, 2001
heyheyheyheyhey
Jesse Jackson is speaking here at 7:00. Wowza. If you read this drive here asap.
derby, i had no idea your people were so awesome
well, i guess you have to make money somehow...
call me childish, but come on, its funny...
part of the left arm had to be sacrificed, but i think we can all see that it was well worth it...
better safe than sorry
tom says:
back
Andrew says:
only five minutes
tom says:
dang
Andrew says:
sorry
tom says:
new record
tom says:
no
Andrew says:
nice
tom says:
thats good
tom says:
yeah
tom says:
so
tom says:
heres the routine
Andrew says:
ok
tom says:
you might want to get a beverage
Andrew says:
i will
tom says:
ok
Andrew says:
hld on
tom says:
ok
Andrew says:
mmm
Andrew says:
wild cherry pepsi
tom says:
nice
tom says:
ok
tom says:
here we go
tom says:
so
tom says:
i go down there
tom says:
open the door
tom says:
go to the stall
tom says:
kick it open
tom says:
go in
tom says:
kick it shut
tom says:
grab a piece of toilette paper
tom says:
use it to lock the stall door
tom says:
throw it in the toilette
tom says:
grab another piece of tp
tom says:
wipe off the seat thouroughly
tom says:
thoroughly?
tom says:
anyway
tom says:
throw that tp in the toilette
tom says:
grab another piece of tp
tom says:
about 20 inches long
tom says:
fold it in half
tom says:
put it on the front of the left side of the seat
tom says:
repeat for the right side
tom says:
then, i grab a 16 inch piece
tom says:
fold it in half
tom says:
put it on the back left
tom says:
repeat for the right
tom says:
then i grab on more piece of tp
tom says:
and put it into the bowl, to ensure no splashing
Andrew says:
wait
tom says:
what
Andrew says:
wouldn't the tp allreaady in the toilet prevent any of the splaching of the water?
tom says:
no, cuz its kinda balled up
tom says:
this pne is nice and flat
Andrew says:
oh
Andrew says:
isee
tom says:
yeah
tom says:
anyways
tom says:
so i sit and do my business
tom says:
then i fluch the toilette with my foot
tom says:
grap some tp
tom says:
grab*
tom says:
and open the stall lock with it
tom says:
kick open the stall door
tom says:
this is where it gets complicated
tom says:
i take the tp that i unlocked the stall door with and go to the paper towel dispencer and get about 5 inches
tom says:
i tear that off and dispence about 5 more inches and leave it
Andrew says:
no way
tom says:
i take the first five inches, and turn on the faucet with it, then i get one hand wet, go to the soap, dispence some soap on the wet hand with the five inches of paper towel
tom says:
then i throw away that paper towel
tom says:
the water is already running, so i wash my hands
tom says:
and leave the water on
tom says:
i go to the paper towel dispencer, and get the five inches that i had left for myself previously
Andrew says:
and
tom says:
i use that to shut off the water, and then i use it to dispence enough paper towel to dry my hands
Andrew says:
yipes
tom says:
i dry my hands
tom says:
and then take the paper towel that i dries my hands with and open the bathroom door with it
tom says:
as i exit, i turn around, toss the paper towel 10 feet into the garbage fromthe doorway while i yell "KOBE"
tom says:
then im done
Andrew says:
yipes
Andrew says:
jsut yipes
tom says:
and i do that EVERY TIME
tom says:
exactly like that
Andrew says:
are you cognizant of how wierd that is?
tom says:
yes
tom says:
i am
Andrew says:
hold on'
tom says:
ok
Andrew says:
i have to have mike read this
tom says:
haha
tom says:
ok
Here you are. I cropped it.
pretty
ironic, or fitting?...
so recently ive been listening to this really great german dance/techno/trance music while i study to help myself concentrate, and i think its working quite well.............................................................................................
well,
WE'LL SEE...TWO QUIZZES ON THURSDAY......
ooh ooh
Yeah, I bought him that sweater. Yeah, I know, I
am a good brother...
What's the deal, why do I like these so much right now?...
pretty
School play
St.Olaf just did a 24 hour play.
1. It's not what it seems.
2. It's actually a group of kids that get together and write, direct, build, do whatever, and act in a play all within 24 hours.
3. Anyone up for it? Please... I'll be home this weekend, but that’s a little late notice if we want to make a big deal out of it. Either way I want to do it.
Whatever hapened to the word counter on the profiles?
well, i guess you have to make money somehow...
part of the left arm had to be sacrificed, but i think we can all see that it was well worth it...
Yeah, I bought him that sweater. Yeah, I know, I am a good brother...
